mephostophilis:

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

whimsigothwitch:

Whimsical rings

arthistoryvault:

Duane Keiser

charlottan:

they should invent somebody who is so niceys to me

happyheidi:

love this eclectic maximalism

exitwound:

exitwound:

i have disorders they haven’t even discovered yet. for example sometimes life is hard

i have sculpted marble reliefs they haven’t even archeologized yet. for example sometimes life is soft

lenodraisaitl:

nhl commentators will describe the players in the horniest way possible. we get it. they’re big. they’re virile. they have the biggest schlong. whatever. keep ur seat dry.

pawpurrus:

The invisible man is in the line up tonight